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[snakecharmed]

Class A: 5221 years

• Murder (multiple counts)
• Treason (one count; leaving the Yuan-Ti when she came of age)
• Espionage (multiple counts; mostly related to covertly gathering information on the network of villains in her world and their plans to resurrect the Gods that created it)

Class B: 4400 years, 6 months

• Assault (multiple counts)
• Theft (multiple counts)
• Breaking and Entering (multiple counts)

Class C: 1531 years, 1 month

• Multiple Crimes for Hire (also with multiple counts)
• Abuse of / Endangering Underlings (multiple counts; she ran a mercenary company and she really had no qualms about sending her people into dangerous situations, provided she thought they could hack it)
• Aiding and Abetting (multiple counts; most of which are related to keeping Kerric from getting arrested. rogues, man)
• Bribery (multiple counts; sometimes you just have to give someone some coin to get them to talk)
• Carrying a Concealed Weapon (multiple counts; almost always, in fact)
• Conspiracy to Commit a Crime (multiple counts)
• Fleeing the Scene of a Crime (guess how many counts. guess why, too.)
• Impersonation (multiple counts; most notably, sneaking into places disguised as someone else, either through magical or mundane means)
• Manipulation (multiple counts)
• Prejudice Against Other Species (multiple counts; she was more or less raised to hate all surface-dwelling species, and before she had her opinions changed, she did)
• Prejudice Against Own Kin (multiple counts; when she stopped hating warmbloods, she started disliking her own people and their practices)
• Property Damage (multiple counts)
• Stalking (multiple counts; more specifically, tailing people she needed to gather information on as part of a job)
• Tricking Others into Cannibalism (multiple counts; so, you know all that food she brought the bard she learned from? it was probably mostly meat. mostly human meat, since the Yuan-Ti were serving adventurer for dinner for awhile after that)
• Trespassing (multiple counts)
• Using Prohibited Chemical Inducers / Drugging Someone (multiple counts; specifically, using her poisonous bite to her advantage)
• Using Underhanded Means in a Fight (multiple counts)
• Vigilantism (multiple counts; almost all related to stopping the Big Bads and saving the world)

GRAND TOTAL: Never Going Home 11152 years, 7 months